How do you get VC funding for a "vice" brand?
Top Shelf Ventures GP Noah Friedman explains why the multi-trillion-dollar alcohol industry is a massive, underserved market for venture capital, driven by recession-proof demand and tech-like acquisition multiples. He shares his quantitative-first investment criteria focused on velocity and retention, which signal the customer love required to build a brand worth acquiring for nine figures.
What 2026 exits actually pay for SaaS
Miro had $600M ARR and 250,000 enterprise customers. They sold for $1.79B — roughly 3x revenue. Their 2021 investors took a 90% haircut on their mark. This is the current market clearing price for quality horizontal SaaS. If you are building toward an exit, you need to know which multiple category your business belongs in — before your board does that math for you.
Highlights
- →The median acquisition price for alcohol brands is in the low 9 figures, with billion-dollar deals happening a few times a year.
- →Top Shelf invests in alcohol brands at low single-digit revenue multiples, targeting exit multiples that can range from 3x to 40x.
- →The alcohol industry is a multi-trillion dollar market underserved by VCs due to institutional LP 'vice' clauses, creating a contrarian opportunity.
- →Top Shelf's diligence is quantitative first, prioritizing 2 hero metrics: sales velocity and customer retention.
- →Converting an LP for a first-time fund required at least 3-4 touchpoints, relentless follow-up, and even cold email.
The full breakdown
Who's on this episode
Noah Friedman is the General Partner at Top Shelf Ventures, a venture capital and private equity firm taking an institutional approach to investing in the alcohol and adjacent vice industries. He is also the co-founder of Uncharted, a media and events business he started with his mentor Michael Loeb, which convenes top entrepreneurs and investors. Prior to his current roles, he served as COO for one of Michael Loeb's portfolio companies in the alcohol analytics space.
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References & resources
- ·Top Shelf VenturesCompany
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- ·Noah Friedman on Xsocial
- ·UnchartedCompany
- ·AB InBevCompany
- ·Casamigos TequilaCompany
- ·Aviation American GinCompany
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